My nephew
. . . is four.
He and two of his three parents were over here for dinner tonight, and he took out the bag of toys that I keep for him and enjoyed himself.
He found a piece of plastic, about 10cm long, with a 1cm circle at each end, and smuggled it to the dinner table.
There he sat, with one end pressed to his ear. We told him to eat his dinner, and he said (with umbrage): I’m LISTENING to my MUSIC!!!
Felicity Banks 
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