Top Ten FREE Awesomenesses

April 18, 2011 at 11:37 am (Daily Awesomeness, Top Ten, With a list)

It’s finally here! The ultimate awesomenesses for my poverty-striken peeps. I’ve marked with an asterisk those I think are worth clicking on (either for stylish writing or for pictures). And without further ado. . .

10. Feed ducks

9. Blob/No Plans

8. Join the Library and Read Scott Westerfeld’s Leviathan trilogy*

7. Lord of the Rings Movie Marathon*

6. Sculpture Garden or The National Carillon or whatever’s free in your area*

5. Kidnap your date (or a friend)

4. Light a Fire

3. Steal Flowers*

2. Bubbles!*

1. Frolic in a Fountain*

This is it. . . the youtube clip that’ll soon reach 13,000 views. I can only conclude that the internet was expecting something else.

I have a special treat for next Monday. You’ll never guess what it is, but here’s some random clues all the same:

1. It involves a visitor from China (who is not Chinese).

2. Americans should find it especially entertaining/horrifying/insulting, depending on their personality (but it’s not at all mean in any way).

3. It is, allegedly, educational.

4. It is very, very funny.

4 Comments

  1. Ann's avatar

    Ann said,

    You are taking the p1ss out of Americans and inviting CJ’s brother to the event???? And I note I haven’t been invited!!!

    • Louise Curtis's avatar

      Louise Curtis said,

      Ann: Nope – taking the piss is mean. Guess again.
      Yes, CJ’s brother is involved. . . displaying an unusual talent.

      • Ann's avatar

        Ann said,

        Well in that family that certainly doesn’t narrow it down…..

      • Louise Curtis's avatar

        Louise Curtis said,

        Ann: So true. Although in this case “talent” may not be the right word.

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