Weighty Matters
Maltesers weight about 2.3 grams on average.
Natural confectionary dinosaurs are about 6.5 grams, or 3.3 grams by the terms of my plan.
Creme brulee squares weigh about 5.8 grams each, while the equivalent portion of caramello square is just over 6 grams.
Jelly belly jelly beans weigh under 1.1 grams, which gives them a Felicity-weight of half a gram.
But who’s counting?
Felicity Banks 
Steff Metal said,
July 15, 2009 at 9:59 pm
That’s some complex mathematics, right there.
felicitybloomfield said,
July 15, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I still teach maths. . .
Great to see you, Steff. I gather you’re enjoying whatever country you’re in. I liked your blog, even all the bits I couldn’t possibly understand due to a complete lack of coolness on my part. But I’ll be reading nonetheless.
Ben (Crispin) said,
July 16, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Hurry up and update your blog!
It’s been almost 2 days and we can’t take the tension anymore!
Have you grown up yet and become a fish? I have money riding on this, dammit!