Daylight Day 35: How to write a bad novel

November 5, 2009 at 2:07 am (Uncategorized) ()

All TV cancelled in favour of OC re-runs. Pi and I sat watching Ed cry for two hours. His fringe grew visibly. Still not EMO (pretty sure).

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This is funny (and informative):

www.poewar.com/want-to-write-a-bad-novel-heres-how/

 

2 Comments

  1. Ben (Crispin)'s avatar

    Ben (Crispin) said,

    No, no – I’m familiar with the Internet. People don’t need to be told to do these things, they do them automatically…

  2. Ben (Crispin)'s avatar

    Ben (Crispin) said,

    This is also pretty good:
    ‘Top 12 Signs That The Fantasy Novel That You Are Working On Has Gone Horribly Awry’
    http://www.poewar.com/top-12-signs-that-the-fantasy-novel-you%e2%80%99re-working-on-has-gone-horribly-awry/

    I think that the best one is:
    ’10. The part where your hero is nearly killed and emerges from the ordeal a changed man with a renewed purpose for some reason takes place over coffee with his parents.’

    I can relate…

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