Daylight Day 35: How to write a bad novel
All TV cancelled in favour of OC re-runs. Pi and I sat watching Ed cry for two hours. His fringe grew visibly. Still not EMO (pretty sure).
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This is funny (and informative):
www.poewar.com/want-to-write-a-bad-novel-heres-how/

Ben (Crispin) said,
November 5, 2009 at 4:41 am
No, no – I’m familiar with the Internet. People don’t need to be told to do these things, they do them automatically…
Ben (Crispin) said,
November 5, 2009 at 5:05 am
This is also pretty good:
‘Top 12 Signs That The Fantasy Novel That You Are Working On Has Gone Horribly Awry’
http://www.poewar.com/top-12-signs-that-the-fantasy-novel-you%e2%80%99re-working-on-has-gone-horribly-awry/
I think that the best one is:
’10. The part where your hero is nearly killed and emerges from the ordeal a changed man with a renewed purpose for some reason takes place over coffee with his parents.’
I can relate…