Daylight Day 55: Santa and Swine Flu
Mum spent an hour crying due to Mum3 fitting her wedding dress better. I definitely saw sparkles. Then she went for a walk and got better.
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This is a genuine news item from a few days ago.
Poor, poor Santa isn’t so jolly these days. He’s in not one, but two high-risk categories for swine flu.
First, he’s covered in slimy, snotty children all day.
Second, he’s overweight.
This has prompted absolutely serious calls for Santa/s to get the swine flu shot, STAT.
Ho. Ho. *achoo* Ho.
Felicity Banks 
Chri said,
November 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Also, it should be noted that Santa travels accross international boundaries, passing through numerous areas affected by the flu.
Ben (Crispin) said,
November 26, 2009 at 4:04 am
Yes, I keep attempting to warn the world of the oncoming horror of a Santa-Transmitted-Virus (It can travel around the world in just one night! It’s introduced into your HOME!), but no-one will listen.
I only hope that I can talk Santa into wearing a seasonal HAZMAT suit before the Terrorists are able to seize this opportunity to create Global Mayhem….