#231: Cut your own hair in a fit of rage

November 15, 2010 at 11:19 am (Daily Awesomeness)

When I cut out chocolate I:

1. Lose the will to live

2. Cry a lot

3. Get headaches

4. Struggle to stay awake during the day (which leads to insomnia, then a vicious cycle)

5. Write less

6. Get gross skin (you’d think the opposite would happen, but it doesn’t – the effect of the no-chocolate stress outweighs the effect of the eating-less-oil)

7. Have strong violent urges eg I recently punched CJ’s iphone* (not a sane thing for a financially-stressed person to do).

The Gilmore Girls has been helping to pass the long, hopeless hours until I can eat chocolate again (which helps with #1 and #4), but it doesn’t help me express frustration at all – hence # 7. Last night was especially bad, so I grabbed a pair of scissors and hacked off about 6 inches of my flowing locks. After that my urge to kill was much diminished.** I continued to shed chunks of hair for several rather itchy hours.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At some point soon I’ll get CJ to fix it up a bit.

Here’s your pirate pic for the day. It’s for sale if you go to joshsimagination.blogspot.com (rating unknown).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In related chocolate/violent-urges news, I let myself weigh in a day early today on the basis that it’s that special (and nauseous) time of the month, so I decided that if I made my weight goal for this week I could skip exercise today. After lengthy contortions, I beat the scales into submission. Which means no exercise today, and I feel like all (or at least most) of this last week’s awfulness has made a difference. Hence, feeling a lot better. The worst dieting time is always femininity-related, so it should get better from here.

*Well it WAS giving me attitude

**. . . yay

7 Comments

  1. Ann's avatar

    Ann said,

    I’m happy to straighten it up for you – I’ve had quite a bit of practice.

  2. CJ's avatar

    CJ said,

    In Fel’s defence, the iPhone was being a right non-responsive pain – curse iOS 4!

    • twittertales's avatar

      twittertales said,

      CJ: Thank you. That’s incredibly sweet. I forgot to mention what I did to the car door last week.

  3. Barbara's avatar

    Barbara said,

    I think the hair will look good with a bit of a straighten….

    • twittertales's avatar

      twittertales said,

      Barbara: I fixed it up a bit today and it looks fine. Longer hair suits me better, but I’m fine with that. The key is not cutting off anything that doesn’t grow back.

  4. W's avatar

    W said,

    The shorter hair suits you just as well. Looks great!

    And I wish I’d had the freedom to punch my computer the other day. I taught one of the foreign grad students a few new words…

    • twittertales's avatar

      twittertales said,

      W: Thanks. Me punching the iphone wasn’t a conscious choice. . . if I wanted to destroy something, I’d make it something cheap and/or useless.

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