Dr Yes: Metalhead Steampunk Party

March 4, 2010 at 3:00 am (Uncategorized) ()

Okay, okay. I’m going ON about steampunk. But with good reason.

Here’s a steampunk dragon:

http://kerembeyit.deviantart.com/art/Steampunk-Dragon-130083473

And HERE is my friend’s metalhead steampunk party:

http://steffmetal.com/steampunk-birthday-party-great-bogan-train-robbery/

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DR YES: Ninja Kitten

March 3, 2010 at 11:35 am (Uncategorized) ()

In the first draft of the first Jimmy Bind adventure, the Shaolin monks were ninjas. That was changed for the rather important reason that ninjas are Japanese (and confusing the Chinese and Japanese is especially bad due to some unpleasant bits of history).

On the other hand, ninja is more fun to say. So here’s my photographic proof that I’m sharing my home with an EVIL NINJA CAT:

1. She strikes from above.

2. She strikes from below.

3. She strikes from unexpected places.

4. She lurks in the dark.

4. She is a stone cold killer.

6. Only pure evil can look that good.

QED.

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DR YES: Men in trenchcoats

March 2, 2010 at 9:35 am (Uncategorized) ()

This is not a spy story. But it is actually true from beginning to end, and it happened – you’ll love this – in 1800s Britain. Enjoy!

My grandmother’s parents died when she was fourteen, so she raised her two younger brothers on her own. When she was a young woman, she was walking home on her own when she realised she was being followed.

The gentleman wore a top hat and a long dark trenchcoat. The night was misty and (remember this is the 1800s) dark.

My grandmother sped up – so did he. She slowed down, and he didn’t turn away. As she crossed a bridge, he caught up to her, and threw off the trenchcoat to terrify the young woman with all his naked glory.

She looked at him without flinching and said, “Is that all?”

Because nothing is scary once you’ve raised teenage boys.

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DR YES: Welcome, my pretties. . .

March 1, 2010 at 1:00 am (Uncategorized) ()

Welcome to a new tale, and a new blog theme.

This blog will have a lot of cool spy gadgets on it.

Jimmy Bind and Yen have appeared before, in January 2010. Here’s their previous story in its full and chronological form:

January 19: Complete Story of “The Spy Who Shoved Me”

Jimmy Bind still has an inexhaustible supply of gaffa (aka duct tape, for you USAers out there), plus all the gadgets he had first time around – a shoe phone, two cast iron matchbox cars (with grapples and cameras built in), a sleeping-gas pen and blow-up gum.

Yen is the Chinese super-spy he apprehended last story.

Anyone feel the lack of a specific gadget or spy trope? Let me know in the comments, and I’ll see what I can do.

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